A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking
If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, “Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life?”The soprano answers, “Three.””Three times, fellows!” says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle.”Ow! What was that
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “hey Sweetheart, how’d you like to Krunch on my big
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If