What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!Q: How many conductors does
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments — lack of sleep, no drive, verylittle appetite, nervous, etc. After a complete exam, the doctor can find nothing physically wrong and suspects the man issuffering from depression. The two had been friends
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said “It’s Al Gore. He’s up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.” “Donations!”
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. “Bill darling,” she breathed. “I’ve got a confession to make before Igo… I … I’m the one