A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.” As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this car was a woman, she’d get pinched in the butt.”Underneath which a graffiti read:”If this woman was a car, she’d run you over.”
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. “No,” he said, “I don’t believe I’ll need it. I’ll just grab onto
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN’s Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking at the all the wires and gadgets, she turned
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure.In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself