Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking.”What do you do?” she asked him. “I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife.” “Oh, does that mean you
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”She replied, “Im having a baby.”With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He sure is.”Then the little
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot something, just back up and repeat what he had said, and maybe it would come back to him.He started
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each a drink,