The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train’s upper berths together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard to
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… “Pull over!” “No,” she shouts back, “a pair of socks!”
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, “Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparticular.”
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what