Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, “You need more tail.”The guy turns to his
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs….what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You’ve got 206 bones in your
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might
Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.