Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.” “Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same reasons.”
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, “Can you describe the person who did this to you?” The Irishman replied, “That’s what I was doing when he hit me.”
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The guy replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent