Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: “Get out of our lives you rascal.We’ll teach you that you can’t have your Kate and Edith, too.”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.”She looked at him and said, “God, I wish I had your willpower.”
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening.”The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he