Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn’t come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The wife simply sighed and replied, “Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn’t really notice.”
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, “As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top.”
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”The old man yells, “He says you were