Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”She looks
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, “So… out looking for a little, huh ?” She smiled sweetly and said, “No, I had 6 years of that with you. I’m out looking for a lot
The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.” “Your Honor,” the criminal said, “that’s what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn’t listen.”
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