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How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove.”So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager,
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband “beats her.” The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. “Every damn time your Honor,” she sighed, “Every damn time !”
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk” The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m
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A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. – Mae WestI like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. – Mae WestIt’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the