Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren’t B batteries?If the post office has machines
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!