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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car,
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What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and,
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents.