Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when you see the seekerB.Stay hiding until the seeker finds
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, “You drinkin’?” The driver said, “You buyin’?”
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m here”. The next dog said,”I peed on my masters $1,000 rug”. The next dog then comes in and say’s,”My master is a female and she likes
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, “I can’t wear your pants.” “That’s right,” intoned the groom, “And don’t you forget it. I’m the one who wears the pants