How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?” The housewife replies: “Four!”.The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez “Well… what about you, what sort of control do you have over
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38!” (“Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.””That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?”Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My