Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went to the first man’s house and told the man’s wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat” He kicks
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!