On a narrow mountain’s road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. – Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards? – Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain. After one hour the same man saw
I’ve lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about his pastimes.”Why do you keep working
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eightsharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat downat a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.