The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: “Viva Espania!”The
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, “I’ll be home in an hour.” “Perfect,” she replies.The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra
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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re married.
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says “Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.””Well take off your clothes and get into this gown and let me check you
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.” The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He wenthome, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and