Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says “Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place..”A bit bewildered, the guy answers “But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here.”The owner quietly replies : “Irrelevant, sir, we also sell
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, “Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is… well… my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs… she’s hardly ever in the mood
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!