A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: “Head on bullevard” and scratchs out his spelling error. “Head on bouelevard” Nope, doesn’t look right –
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream of?Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like best about it?””The artwork,” says Robert.”Very good. And you, Peter?””Tits!””Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?””I’m leaving, teacher, I’m leaving.”
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950’s high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal–on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?” “No,” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask!”