Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.(Trust me if a man takes his wife
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”The beautiful young woman opens her robe,
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.Physical Properties :a) Surface usually covered with painted film.b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.c) Melts if given special
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: “Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!”
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.”What’s the problem?””I want to hit that adulterin’ bitch for breach of contract,” snapped the oil man.”I don’t know if that will fly,” said the lawyer. “I mean your wife isn’t