Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “Well, I
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.