One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never had to date one.
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.”Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First, there’s House Sex: That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits. Then
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous “One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks – usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A combination of Carol Brady and Pamela LeeAnderson; Wonderful