You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’tIf you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a weekIf you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcyIf you wake up 10 minutes before classIf
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb?”, one to ask “Have you tried rebooting it?”, another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to say
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part!
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.