How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt.Finally, the barman says: “Why are you tipping your drinks down your skirt?””Well,”
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won’t believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there is nothing to