The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don’t they use two?
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $37.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:”You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen’. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.