Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby birds in a nest in a nearby bush.I gently picked up one of the birds to show
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don’t wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don’t wonder why anymore?
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: “Tomorrow I will destroy the earth.” Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: “I have two really
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it up, he asks the woman, ‘Does this happen to you often?’
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, “I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!!” The next guy says, “oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15