On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life.PLAYER: What is the KGB?TREBEK: Be more specific.PLAYER: What is PBS?TREBEK: Right!
Woman: Officer you must help. I’ve just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma’am, we’ll comb the area.
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider — It has its own website.
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.”What is heat?” Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk,
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, “Just a minute, I’ll be right back”.At that, Saint Peter took the lawyer away.When Saint Peter came