Q: What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.
Cop: Why didn’t you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying “Good morning, Mr. Mayor.” Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.