Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I’m making a house arrest
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom.The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.