What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and he made woman.But the disruptions created in Adam’s internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam’s brain to sink down into his testicles.And so one of Eve’s first assignments was to
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone’s pulse.
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say “If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass.” They pick