Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.
Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Q: What’s the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2