What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, “I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s.”
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn’t you?
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?The 3 B’s: burps, body odor, and beer breath.
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,” the philosopher said, “one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!”