How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy said, “How long have you been down there?”The Indian replied, “Many moons.”
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. “What’s the matter?!” she asked. “Where’s the body?!” demanded the officer. “What are you talking about?” “We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart
One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the