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Missy in heat

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.”What is heat?” Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. “What is heatDad”?Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy andbrings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks itin Gasoline and swips her bottom with it.Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down thestreet and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says”where is missy?”Angela said “missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her downthe street.

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