Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. The policies are effective immediately.Transportation: Hitchhiking in lieu of commercial transportation is strictly encouraged. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all employees prior to their departure on company business trips. Bus service will
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain until the whole world is covered with water andall the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few goodpeople and two of every living thing on the
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they’re a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is male because the older it gets, the easier it