A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah.”The Polak answers, “The joke’s on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah–I wasn’t even home last night!”
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!