Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages about Satan.8. Invite her back to your place to
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance. As a general rule, middle-aged women take baths at night. The men shower each morning. The men like to go to bed dirty and go
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, “I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news.” Of course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re On A Bad Date10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and now he’s just some guy who works in a car wash.9. Every few minutes, his face falls into his eggs.8.