Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A really crappy way to spend Easter.
How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8. Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if you can use the bathroom.7.
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn’t stop to ask directions.