How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “Oh yeah? What’s the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
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How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.””Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market,” she explained.”Oh, that’s too bad,” the other girl sympathized. “I’m sure you’re