Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn’t feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor’s bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that probably wasn’t your real picture, so I
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.” Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one. Once safely at home I opened it,
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.