Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a “man’s
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married. As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug store, a co-worker said, “In