My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don’t split hares!
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a “Keyboard Error” message. She then asks “Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn’t even a keyboard
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, “So, do you want to date her??”To which I stuttered, “Ummmm…1968, perhaps?”