“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?””Why, I’d put all the men on one island and all the women on another.” replied Paddy.”And what would they be doing then?” “Building boats!”
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught atrain to London. The train was extremely crowded and he
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.Disappointed his boss asks what the
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little RedRiding Hood sees the wolf