Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. “Want to hear the worlds’s worst Polish Joke?”#2 says “Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They’re Polish.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine
A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. “Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,” the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, “Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between
A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the “send” key.