Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some entertainment for the men. He orders a barrel to be placed on
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman and, as he catches up to her