Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
Customer: “Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?” Tech Support: “Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.” Customer: “Well, you should ask everybody!” Tech Support: “Do you have call waiting?” Customer: “What’s that?”
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year’s resolutions:1. You reuse last year’s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor’s outdoor
Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care a lot about power, world domination, money, and beer.
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs $350, not $250 as previously reported.”12 “Earlier this year, the Times mistakenly reported that software magnate Bill Gates is a money-hungry, maladapted, socially awkward loser. He is, in fact, a bloodsucking cob-nobbler.