How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
Tech Support: “Which format are the images you send?” Customer: “Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.”
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn’t on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”