Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this one). At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, “You really smell terrific. What’s that
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to attract more males to buy and exchange greeting cards, the following are some greeting card suggestions created to attract more male buyers:Cover picture: Dim, misty, moody picture of a vase of
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’ sleepin’ Dey wuz sleepin’ goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de’ heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin’ our checkAll o’de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru’ dey
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he holds up five fingers.”Oh darling!” she squeals with delight, Does that mean five times?””No”, says the old fellow, “it means that you can pick one out.”