Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, “Well, there’s not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it’s interesting enough, I’ll let you in.”So
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before.”Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she
After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva” desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. Never take a hard-on for granted.
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy!
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.
A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a “window” to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller